popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

(Source: guy, via trust)

— 3 days ago with 453002 notes

onlylolgifs:

Dog Works at Airport Returning Passenger’s Lost Items

(via heliolisk)

— 3 days ago with 142844 notes

amoying:

HOW am i expected to go to school when i wake up the same time that it ends

(via bastille)

— 3 days ago with 436945 notes

doctorgaylove:

Homophobes who say “but the gay lifestyle leads to depression and higher risks of suicide”.

Like really? And why is that? Whose fault do you think that is?

(via elliegalaxies)

— 3 days ago with 118647 notes

*gets down on one knee* will you please give me the wifi password?

(Source: possiblypensive, via trust)

— 3 days ago with 290624 notes

rudezilla:

I am really uncomfortable at parties that have food and people are not eating it

(via elliegalaxies)

— 3 days ago with 695 notes

kitten-xoxo:

p-ardiselost:

"My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me"
Excuse me
What was that?
LET ?
YOU ¿ 
How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian”

THIS

(via elliegalaxies)

— 3 days ago with 169712 notes