tympanista:

*comes to meet you at Starbucks 15 minutes late with Starbucks from another location*

harryspankme:

if i had a dollar for every time someone told me i was pretty i would have exactly one dollar thanks mom

lottietoilet:

hi:

i got a new shirt that expresses my feeling towards dumb people i have to deal with every day

I need that shirt

its weird how my sexuality is so important to people with whom i have no intention of having sex

(Source: terrakion)

brigwife:

why celsius/centigrade is better than fahrenehenheit

  • easier to spell
  • all water below 0 is ice. easy and logical
  • all water above 100 is steam. easy and logical
  • if it’s 1 degree outside one day and 10 degrees the next you can literally say it’s 10x warmer and you aren’t even exaggerating

why farhenininheniehenhet is better than centigrate/celsius

  • it isn’t