writing deep things on your cigarettes like “die young” or “why did they change aunt vivian halfway through fresh prince of bel air like did they think no one would notice”

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I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

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I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.

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— 2 days ago with 62165 notes


i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

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pic of kanye through the crack in a door


pic of kanye through the crack in a door

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Do authors cry when they kill the best character or do they smile, laugh and have a cup of tea with satan

the difference between jk rowling and george rr martin 

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