vanillish:

writing deep things on your cigarettes like “die young” or “why did they change aunt vivian halfway through fresh prince of bel air like did they think no one would notice”

(via swagmage420)

— 1 day ago with 96429 notes

cknd:

I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

— 2 days ago with 130190 notes

i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.

(submitted by anonymous)

(via weepingdildo)

— 2 days ago with 62165 notes

untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

(Source: greetings, via trust)

— 2 days ago with 497349 notes
turklet:

pic of kanye through the crack in a door

turklet:

pic of kanye through the crack in a door

(via babyringo)

— 2 days ago with 453 notes

schuckthetruckup:

ringokotomi:

Do authors cry when they kill the best character or do they smile, laugh and have a cup of tea with satan

the difference between jk rowling and george rr martin 

(Source: ringo-sugarplum, via bastille)

— 3 days ago with 68803 notes